June 2012
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Reblog if you don't have shoes on right now.
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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE
bloodbending:
TARRLOK YOU SURE GOT WHAT THE FUCK WAS COMING TO YOU
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me: screams
me: pterodactyl screech
me: sobs incoherently
mom: *walks in my room*
mom: oh yeah. your show's on.
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“People often ask me questions that I cannot very well answer in words, and it...”
– Inayat Khan (via oceanofmind)
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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emeraldness:
When I was in fourth grade, I played the Sims and watched Spongebob, and always wondered what it was like to be an adult.
It’s 9 years later, and I’m still doing the same thing.
